Pet Portrait Commissions

The condrahendradle* bit.

By purchasing this product, you are confirming that you agree to the Standard Aggreement.

The fluffy stuff.

“Pet Portraits” by Emmie Twee..

Now you can honour your best mate’s entitlement further with a commissioned portrait!

Digitally drawn and printed in-house, the portrait includes head and shoulders of your pet, their name on a ribbon with your choice of decorative foliage in a neo-traditional tattoo style, as pictured in Florence example.

Pets can be any species but example is a cat because obvs.

For the speediest turnaround, each commission includes one print, up to A4 size, printed and dispatched in-house on premium white card, perfect for framing.

The good to knows.

Shipping to the UK is included and is delivered Royal Mail Second Class.

Once you are happy with the design, printing happens in-house for minimal fulfilment times.

If ok’d before 1pm, your order will be taken straight to the postie and posted that day.

If you want a larger print or any other format, please get in touch as additional costs will apply.

Artwork is not vectorised but can be for an additional cost, also.

The condrahendradle bit.

• Digital drawing size: A4

• In-house printing up to A4 size included

• Printed on premium uncoated card with a smooth finish

• Paper weight: 200gsm

• No Lamination

• Recyclable

• FSC certified

• PCF bleached

Commission does NOT include full image rights.

Any further copies of the print, in any form (digital, hard copy or otherwise), need to come through me directly. This isn’t because I’m a greedy bastard and want more money or am a control freak. it’s to protect the integrity and rep of my work. For example, if you wanted to get it printed on a dildo, I might not be OK with that.

Actually, wait … depends on context.

Please get to know that I reserve the right to refuse ideas if they’re shit.

Whilst I am SO up for making your weird and wonderful ideas come to life, please be prepared to hear that some ideas aren’t appropriate, are too detailed, won’t work, you’re expecting too much or are a bit naff. This is a collaboration and has gotta rep my work as well as you, yeah?

Similarly, I won’t go back and forth on draft designs so make sure you give me all the info you can and work with me on the consultation so we can get it as close to right first time for you.

*condrahendradle

/kɒn.dræ.hen.dra:.d.əl/

adjective

1. a thorough explanation of an object or action with a level of detail regarded as unnecessary and complex, usually with the intention of the explainer being able to flex their technical jargon muscles.

   “I asked him why my camera wasn’t working but he got all condrahendradle.”